hi ppl, these are some adventures i have had....
did i say adventures? more like mini adventures with a twist...
one time: i was walking along and some guy gave me a strange box...i opened it and it asked me a question...I must have done something wrong up till then because the boxes kept piling up! 1box, 2 boxes, 3 boxes, 5 boxes, 37 boxes, you catch my drift... so i was opening these boxes and they kept coming...then suddenely i couldnt be bothered finishing this story...lol, so, suddenely i was getting through all these boxes and boxes of questions...the 3rd one...the 2nd one...the last one! i opened it and it asked me "what color is the star?"" what star?!" i thought until i suddenely saw a star on the side of the box. "yellow" i said and then, hey , presto the box dissapeared and in my hands was a beautiful shiny gem!
my troubles were over...for now! as i walked home i realised i had outwitted the smartest being in the universe...the strange box! so i was walking along when suddenely... a highwayman in a black mask jumps out at me! i drew my scimitar (addy scimmy as i call it) and prpared for the fight...we were both circling each other looking for an oppertunity to strike, a circle of onlookers had collected around us... suddenely the highway man struck! "owwww!" i yelled (the "wwww"s got censored cos of the way RS is programmed so i said "o*****!") my arm bled and the highwayman closed in...then i spotted it, the mysterious old man who gave me the strange box! there he was...he winked and dissapeared and a genie took his place (genie is another random event) "greetings mcdudeanator" and he gave me a lamp. i rubbed the lamp and raised my fishing skill to lvl 40 by magic....the genie came back "you dolt that was supposed to heal you!""ohh..." i said in befuddlement why the highwayman had taken so long to hit me..."this narration takes pretty long" said the highwayman equally confused. til suddenly it hit me! like the sword hit my head! i had died and was back in lumbridge....i cursed the highwayman and ran like hell to the place i died to find the highwayman chuckeling softly "noob" he muttered through his laugh. i lost it. (if you ever listened to a song called boot to the head youll know what happenes next) "you a*****e gimme my stuff!" i kicked the highwayman in the head and took his sword wich then came whistling down on his head! "poo you, you besterd" (RS cencors nearly everything, so imagine besterd with 2 "a"s) I took up my stuff and kicked the corpse of the highwayman...
more coming next time!
one time: i was walking along and some guy gave me a strange box...i opened it and it asked me a question...I must have done something wrong up till then because the boxes kept piling up! 1box, 2 boxes, 3 boxes, 5 boxes, 37 boxes, you catch my drift... so i was opening these boxes and they kept coming...then suddenely i couldnt be bothered finishing this story...lol, so, suddenely i was getting through all these boxes and boxes of questions...the 3rd one...the 2nd one...the last one! i opened it and it asked me "what color is the star?"" what star?!" i thought until i suddenely saw a star on the side of the box. "yellow" i said and then, hey , presto the box dissapeared and in my hands was a beautiful shiny gem!
my troubles were over...for now! as i walked home i realised i had outwitted the smartest being in the universe...the strange box! so i was walking along when suddenely... a highwayman in a black mask jumps out at me! i drew my scimitar (addy scimmy as i call it) and prpared for the fight...we were both circling each other looking for an oppertunity to strike, a circle of onlookers had collected around us... suddenely the highway man struck! "owwww!" i yelled (the "wwww"s got censored cos of the way RS is programmed so i said "o*****!") my arm bled and the highwayman closed in...then i spotted it, the mysterious old man who gave me the strange box! there he was...he winked and dissapeared and a genie took his place (genie is another random event) "greetings mcdudeanator" and he gave me a lamp. i rubbed the lamp and raised my fishing skill to lvl 40 by magic....the genie came back "you dolt that was supposed to heal you!""ohh..." i said in befuddlement why the highwayman had taken so long to hit me..."this narration takes pretty long" said the highwayman equally confused. til suddenly it hit me! like the sword hit my head! i had died and was back in lumbridge....i cursed the highwayman and ran like hell to the place i died to find the highwayman chuckeling softly "noob" he muttered through his laugh. i lost it. (if you ever listened to a song called boot to the head youll know what happenes next) "you a*****e gimme my stuff!" i kicked the highwayman in the head and took his sword wich then came whistling down on his head! "poo you, you besterd" (RS cencors nearly everything, so imagine besterd with 2 "a"s) I took up my stuff and kicked the corpse of the highwayman...
more coming next time!
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