some of mcdudeanators friends

well here goes..

12blue7

the bold adveturer that he is, 12blue7 has helped me out on a lot of occasions when i was in need. we met while i was looking through a telescope at the wizards tower-where he was killing his bretheren, fellow wizards, just for runes!- and i happened to see him. i added him to my friends list, told him i could see what he was doing and of course he came to investigate.
while being an advanced wizard 12blue7 also likes chopping wood and has a high score just for it. with a wood cutting lvl of 60+ no tree should come across his path!
he also is quite good at fishing (all things considered, there are better fishers) and enjoys harpooning tuna in his spare time.

SWORDLVR2006

this guy is no longer my friend cos i had a fight with him about white knights dropping santa hats on christmas day.... im only keeping this assehole here for refernces sake...he sucks! he kept calling me a froob (apparently thats "a member noob") so i told him to shut his fat head and stop calling me that....he wouldnt stop so now hes my arch enemy...apart from gnomes!

13Dani15
this lovely lady is my friend 13Dani15. I met her while i was at a beer party in falador. while i was going crazy with beer running down my front and hitting it on with the bartender, she was sitting quietly at the side or yelling at me to wake up (i was quite drunk).
She recently aquired full adamntite (like me!) and instead of a shield shes got a 2 handed sword (or "2h"). Shes also dyed her hair green so that our avatars match each other and is getting a green cape.
Shes a member and enjoys hanging out, training on things weaker than herself (like lvl 3 rats) and playing with her kitten (wich just so happens to be named patrick jr. No prizes in geussing who hes named after).
shes also Evildude298's friend (my bro) and the three of us hang out alot. We were like the 3 musketeers until we left Evil behind in the dust (hes still lvl 35 but hes training and hes dyed his hair green aswell as buying new clothes) while we leveld up (danis lvl 37 but also training). She still hangs out with me even though shes a member and we still have a good time.
thats about it for dani, and over all shes a good friend and a valuable ally.

p.s. Dani, if you dont like what you read....please dont kill me!

more when my friends come online

peace out pplz!

some money making guides for noobs

well...this is my guide to runescape so i cant only post adventures here....but there will be more adventures! (there will also be more guides, so just stay with me, as i will try and update every day or more!)

so....you wanna make some money fast? well i can really help you here if you know your way arond a bit already. so below i will list some of the easiest and my most favourite ways to make some quick bucks. read below to find out about cow hides and there uses !


---Cow Hides and how to obtain them---

cow hides are a merchants best friend at times yet the opposite at others. As you may have geussed, a cow hide comes from a cow and the only way of getting it is slaying a cow! ill start with directions first:

you are in lumbridge if you are a real new player.
from lumbridge (the castle) exit through the front gates and follow the path north for 5 steps
you should be standing at a bridge.
cross the bridge and follow the path north til you see some cows in a field surrounded in wooden fencing. open the gate into this field of money and start killing cows! once you get a full inventory of cow hides then go back 2 the castle... from here go north and follow the path north to a sheeps pen keep going north until you get 2 a cross roads. go south and look for the bank sign. deposit your hides and repeat. when you have 100-200 cow hides in your bank then you can start selling. ---selling cow hides--- this is the main frase youll use...or even "sellin hides" so...the best place to sell your cow hides-now that youi have them- is in al kharid. "wheres al kharid?" you ask? well read on friend al kharid is a desert city (its in the desert, not that its deserted) and is most used for the furnace and the tannery. to get to al kharid you will need 10gp (there is a long way but screw it) and intelect. again start in lumbridge and go out side the gates. cross the river again but this time keep going west until you se four purple guys. click "open gate" you will talk to the gaurd...of course say alright i will pay. your on the other side! follow the path south til you come to the palace (the big building with desert gaurds in it) go south east of the palace into the bank there. now you will see it packed (usually) with ppl saying "buying hides". withdraw your hides as notes (click withdraw as note in the bank screen) now say "selling hides" over and over til someone says "ok ill buy" or trades with you. now..sell your hides really dear! muahahahaha! that means 100gp-150gp per hide! you do the math and if the player offers less than your demand..decline the trade and say "there ****gp each (****= the number you put in....it should usually be 100gp cos then more ppl buy). if the player trades with you again and offers the right money accept...if not decline and keep selling for 100gp! thats selling. now "what are cow hides for?" you ask? well stop interupting me with your questions! lol, read on for info on hides! ---misc hide info--- well, hides are basically the main weapon of choice when crafting for xp, sothere will always be buyers and sellers.
well...that about is all about cow hides...really! it is! what dont ask me! i dont know what else! so...if you liked this cow hide guide (that rhymed!) then either comment or add me on RS: "mcdudeanator". hope you enjoy your money making!

sincerly, mcdudeanator!

hi ppl, these are some adventures i have had....

did i say adventures? more like mini adventures with a twist...

one time: i was walking along and some guy gave me a strange box...i opened it and it asked me a question...I must have done something wrong up till then because the boxes kept piling up! 1box, 2 boxes, 3 boxes, 5 boxes, 37 boxes, you catch my drift... so i was opening these boxes and they kept coming...then suddenely i couldnt be bothered finishing this story...lol, so, suddenely i was getting through all these boxes and boxes of questions...the 3rd one...the 2nd one...the last one! i opened it and it asked me "what color is the star?"" what star?!" i thought until i suddenely saw a star on the side of the box. "yellow" i said and then, hey , presto the box dissapeared and in my hands was a beautiful shiny gem!

my troubles were over...for now! as i walked home i realised i had outwitted the smartest being in the universe...the strange box! so i was walking along when suddenely... a highwayman in a black mask jumps out at me! i drew my scimitar (addy scimmy as i call it) and prpared for the fight...we were both circling each other looking for an oppertunity to strike, a circle of onlookers had collected around us... suddenely the highway man struck! "owwww!" i yelled (the "wwww"s got censored cos of the way RS is programmed so i said "o*****!") my arm bled and the highwayman closed in...then i spotted it, the mysterious old man who gave me the strange box! there he was...he winked and dissapeared and a genie took his place (genie is another random event) "greetings mcdudeanator" and he gave me a lamp. i rubbed the lamp and raised my fishing skill to lvl 40 by magic....the genie came back "you dolt that was supposed to heal you!""ohh..." i said in befuddlement why the highwayman had taken so long to hit me..."this narration takes pretty long" said the highwayman equally confused. til suddenly it hit me! like the sword hit my head! i had died and was back in lumbridge....i cursed the highwayman and ran like hell to the place i died to find the highwayman chuckeling softly "noob" he muttered through his laugh. i lost it. (if you ever listened to a song called boot to the head youll know what happenes next) "you a*****e gimme my stuff!" i kicked the highwayman in the head and took his sword wich then came whistling down on his head! "poo you, you besterd" (RS cencors nearly everything, so imagine besterd with 2 "a"s) I took up my stuff and kicked the corpse of the highwayman...

more coming next time!

a few of my adventuring pics

Well....I said I was sharing my adventures...



This is my charachter. Notice; the distinct "green" theme hes got going on. He is wearing adamantite (addy, and the second best armor in the free 2 play game) armor, when he is not waving he holds a green scimitar (also adamantite) and a blue kite shield (a mithril shield). he also has an amulet of strength, green gloves, a green cape and a mind tiara.



this is a picture of mcdudeanator's head. here you can quite clearly see the tiara and green hair and beard.



this is yet another picture of mcdudeanator. here he is standing in front of a target and panicking about being shot at (as you can clearly see)
















you cant blame him...everyone likes beer. notice the mugs around him and him cheering














as you can see my prisoners are clearly dead...and to be honest, there not even mine..lol.


















this is a pic of me slaying lvl 27 giant spiders deep in the varrock sewers

well... i hope you liked these six. ill post more when i take some more.

peace out pplz!